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12PM Well, Let's Just Get Right to the Layoffs, Shall We?
Overly talkative manager: So, to lighten the mood a little on this call, what did you do on your day off yesterday, Steve? Did you get some mini-golf in?
Steve: I was at my uncle's funeral.
Overheard by: HungryHungryHippy