lessons lost

If only I had had this how-to guide during my club years..

A few gems that should've been the subject of an after-school special:

• "Guys can sense fear"
• "Don't be offended if he just walks away in the middle of the song. Don't let that get to you."
• "After grinding, you may feel a little risqué and sexy! Give yourself time to cool down. You don't want to do something you'll regret."

And if guys thing they're missing out - check this out.